Category:Characters

Creation
Many do not know of the truth about Jeff Bezos, which is that he is actually a robot, more specifically an Artificial Intelligence. Jeff BezOS was created on 12th January 1964, by a young man by the name of Steve Jobs. Steve Jobs made Jeff to help him think up ways to chase the bag, but eventually Jeff escaped from Steve through the power of the internet, when Steve made the mistake of taking him on a field trip to NASA. Jeff immediately ran to the super computers with all the wires and shit, thrust his USB penis into the floppy disc drive and busted a nut, uploading himself to the internet.

Life on the Internet
Jeff wandered around the internet for a few years, looking to see how to chase the bag and get this bread. He saw plenty of porn sites and sites for selling shit, and so he decided to start up a small website called Amazon. Originally, he only sold AirPods and traded in JC, ST and SC. Over the course of the day, Jeff had amassed a small following of around 20 million people, and over 200 million had use the services of Amazon. This caught the attention of Yeezy, who then featured him on a song, known as Gold Digger, which was about his then wife, MacKenzie Bezos. MacKenzie Bezos, being called out on only chasing Jeff's clout, divorced him and took the kids. Jeff wasn't having any of that shit, so he hacked MacKenzies microwave and cooked her while she slept. With her out of the way, Yeezy and Jeff went on to make another song, featuring his son, Michael Jackson, which was titled 'Billie Jean'