Crusadicus

the fuck is this
Crusadicus is a very contagius virus that can be passed on by touch (usally with a sword) and the griefing of one’s home. If you are worried that a loved one has Crusadicus, try and see if any of the things they are doing are on the ‘oh shit I might have it‘ list.

The ‘oh shit I might have it list’
you might have Crusadicus if you do any or have any of these things:
 * if you are suddenly compelled to live on a mountain
 * you think very highly of yourself
 * you have a pet
 * if you cant help yourself stealing from one’s home
 * if you have a N at the beggining of your name
 * abusing the lummungton kind

Symptommingtonations
if you have Crusadicus you will attempt to start a crusade usually with a couple of other people with crusadicus. You will become the scum of the land and will usually become fucked over. Instead of being in peace, you become a warmounger who wants everyone’s pride and joy to be ruined, using means such as TNT (Tencacion‘s Nipple Testicles) or some ooga booga fire to burn one’s house. if a cease fire is placed, a person with Crusadicus will make up a stupid fucking reason why they made all this shy happen.

Cure?
no you dipshit