Souljaboytellem OBE

Early Life
DeAndre Cortez Way was born on July 28 1990 to two African American parents whom resided in Chicago, Illinois. From a young age, Way was seen as a child prodigy, one of the smartest men on the planet an exquisite entrepreneur, creating the crypto-currency "BitCoin" at the age of 3 and 4 months. During his teen years, DeAndre fell in love with hip hop music, seeing it as an opportunity to create aplatform for his business empire and deciding to partake in the internet rapping culture. Through an intensive and vigorous advertising campaign, DeAndre was able to coin his alter-ego Souljaboytellem and release the hit single "Crank Dat", using radio transmissive frequencies to manipulate the minds of music listeners and allow the song to go viral

Career In Business
After his music blew up, Way went on a near decade long hiatus from the mainstream media in order to build tension for his next public activity. Whilst on his break, DeAndre had the genius idea of creating a technology company under his alter ego Soulja Boy, which he would use to sell premium electronic goods. Once Way returned in late 2018, he created the now iconic devices named the SouljaGame, the SouljaGame Portable, the SouljaPods and the SouljaPhone. With all of this innovation, Way was able to take over silicone valley and made an estimate 69 trillion dollars in the first 3 hours of release. This success created jealousy, with companies like Apple, Nintendo and Sony growing jealous and blatantly ripping off his devices, such as the notoriously pirated airpods and Nintendo 64. Soulja Boy got past this criticism, using his insane brain power to silence critics, and continues to grow his technological empire to this day.

Powers And Abilities

 * Able to telepathically transmit messages such as the infamous words "Watch me crank dat watch me roll"
 * Has an iq of 9999
 * Able to crank dat so hard it can cause ripples in time and space
 * Has that pretty boy swag
 * Supreme understanding of electronics

Personal Life
DeAndre is a devoted believer in Jahseh Onfroy. He once publicly stated "Nigga X can crank dat shit harder than me, on God B". He is also an avid chess player, once defeating world chess champion John Houlihan without fucking opening his eyes.